I've been looking through the shops' Christmas folders ...
It's not enough any more to crawl out of bed , shove the Roast of your choice ( Turkey, Beef, Goose or Nut ) into the oven and collapse over some burnt toast, while admiring the contents of someone's stocking . No, one's supposed to dress up for the occasion ...in special Christmas gear. And I don't just mean a Santa hat . You've all got to have the right onesie
And the husband
Whilst drinking an Apple, Banana, Mango, Avocado and Spinach smoothie
....I'm looking forward to it